How lazy I am

1. I buy fruits / food that do not need to be refrigerated so I can keep it in my room & not have to go to the kitchen.

2. I buy fruits which do not need to be peeled or sliced ( eg apples, peaches , pears) so i can pour a cup of water on them above the bin ( to clean them) & not go to the kitchen.

3. I cook everything in the microwave in 1 bowl to minimise washing ( eg put instant mee in hot water & add mushrooms, spinach, 2 eggs and cheese *yes! cheese!* in it and microwave it for 3 minutes)

4. I am so lazy, that I have mastered the art of balancing my drink, food and book/laptop at the same time on a pillow, on my lap so I don't have to stretch my hands.

5, I boil my water in my room & have green tea + milo powder on my shelf

6. I can't be bothered going to the bathroom & brushing my teeth so i use my huge boiler of water & pour it in my mouth above a bin without using a cup

7. I need to set my alarm clock which rings every 5 minutes until i get up. This goes on for an hour.

8. I use wooden chopsticks that i steal from restaurants to stir my tea & eat with everything so I don't have to wash utensils.

9. Sometimes, when i can't be bothered taking a shower, I use baby wipes to wipe my whole body & put baby powder in my hair to make it less oily.

10. I am considering buying a fridge & microwave to put in my room. Reason 1: People keep stealing my food. Reason 2: So I don't have to go out to the kitchen

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